May 2012
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Have you ever been in the middle of a really...
teachingliteracy:
inventing-fictions
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“We accept all girls in kindergarten through 12th grade as members. If a child...”
– Rachelle Trujillo, vice president for communications of the Colorado Girl Scouts, responding to a story about a transgender girl who was allowed to join the Brownies.
Looks like I’ll be buying a ton of cookies this year.
(via Shakesville article on various bigoted attacks on the GSA by religious...
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one day, when i'm travelling with the Doctor, he's...
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nyappyranger:
WHOVIANS, COME TO ME, WE MUST HAVE A WORLDWIDE GROUP HUG.
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May 24-May 25: The day (s) whovians were divided. Matt Smith vs. David Tennant.
May 26th: the day that whovians internationally stuck together and showed our hated towards the BBC for not showing us the live feed from Matt Smith's torch relay.
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It's not an honest mistake when you're not honest,...
The BBC is reporting on their London 2012 Facebook page,
“the times on the live page come from a list provided by Games organisers Locog. The start time was 06.29 and in the list we had Matt Smith was due to be runner 004. His number was changed to 001…”
Yet, yesterday, via twitter, they made a huge deal about the fact that he was to “Start,” in Cardiff. ...
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1:23 AM EST and I am awake watching a livestream...
wilsoncarestoomuch:
look at my life.
look at my choices.
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from now on i will only trust AMERICAN livestreams...
wilsoncarestoomuch:
you had ONE JOB BBC,
ONE JOB
ONE LITTLE EYEBROWLESS BADGER
YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE HIM HE A 900 YEAR OLD TIMELORD
but no.
well fuck you
Yep. Yep. This!
I violated Shabbat to watch him run and all I got was PISSED OFF. Screw you, BBC.
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“Human beings are born too soon; they are unfinished, unready as yet to meet the...”
– Joseph Campbell | The Hero With A Thousand Faces (via nathanielstuart)
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In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries...
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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“Terrifying Fact Number Two, is that I’ve just watched Matt Smith carrying a...”
– Steven Moffat
lather-rinse-retreat
and they’re letting this guy carry the torch through Cardiff.
(via matt-smith-socks)
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Top Ten Allowable Reasons to Interrupt Mom While... →
goldenheartedrose:
I highly approve of this post because of this:
3. A blue police box appears in the middle of the living room. It doesn’t matter if the inhabitant is wearing a bow tie, scarf or a fez. Please interrupt.
Bwahahahaha…. this link is AWESOME
It IS. I want to find her and be friends.
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sonic-setting-24601:
Guys. GUYS.
What if they incorporate Matt Smith carrying the torch into series 7 of Doctor Who.
Scenario: The Eleventh Doctor is in Cardiff, minding his own business as he waits for the TARDIS to recharge along the rift. Suddenly, somebody hands him the Olympic torch, and, baffled, he just goes for it, because, hey, why not? He runs, and passes it off to the next...
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samclifford replied to your post: And now a word from my daughter about The Doctor and the torch
Barty Crouch put Matt Smith’s name into the Goblet of Fire. Smith has been chosen and cannot back out.
I’m still holding out hope that they’ll somehow surprise us and have Matt Smith hand the torch off to David Tennant.
Hey, the goblet spit out an extra name. Just because Harry was...
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Apparently I am a very bad 30's housewife.
awarlockcalledemrys:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
murphysbride:
because I cook in my pajamas and use vulgar language
bah ha ha ha ha
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As a 1930s wife, I am Very Poor (Failure)
Take the test!
LMFAO!!!
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As a 1930s wife, I am Very Poor (Failure)
Take the test!
I’m slightly less of a failure as a husband than I am as a wife. What does this even mean?!
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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid...
once-lerspajamas:
angel-of-omega:
In fact, I’d love it immensely if you did. Anytime, anyplace, anything.
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The whole world: DAVID TENNANT SHOULD CARRY THE OLYMPIC TORCH!
BBC: ... Matt?
The whole world: NO. TENNANT.
BBC: M... Matt?
The whole world: D-a-v-i-d T-e-n-n-a-n-t.
BBC: OKAY GUYS, MATT WILL CARRY THE TORCH. JUST LIKE YOU WANTED :)
The whole world: *facedesk*
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“Cunt again? It was odd how men like Suggs used that word to demean women when it...”
– Asha Greyjoy (via goldenfools)
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And now a word from my daughter about The Doctor...
When I told my middle daughter (age 10) that Matt Smith would be carrying the torch, this was her reaction:
No! It’s supposed to be David Tennant. He’s the one who carried it on Doctor Who. It needs to be him. Besides, he was in Harry Potter too and Harry Potter is a big deal. It’s a big deal AND it’s British—very very Brittish. So David Tennant stands for...
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“The contract between the author and the reader is a game. And the game … is one...”
– Carlos Fuentes (via booklover)
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hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
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noblydonedonnanoble:
churchbydaylight replied to your post: I just saw “Tater Tots” on TV and thought it had something to do with Catherine Tate.
This is beautiful.
Oh my God.
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